The Japanese Aren't the Only Ones Who Mess Up English

Next time, check the dictionary before painting the sign.
It's almost poetic:

Free Service.

Politely to each other.

Pay attention to treasure.

Beware of sun's dazziling.

Also on the CCTV Tower:
This authentic Chinese building inside the Forbidden City brought to you by... American Express!
Sweet! There's no smoking infringe fine! I can smoke wherever I want!
The Danger Exit is on the other side of the building.
BUt I want to keep my conserve...
Policeman's Cue:
Just in case you were in doubt that this was China...

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